Monday Rundown

Waking up:
Monday Morning Motivation is a great idea, though not one I would subscribe to. Cake for breakfast. This will work just fine.

Philosophy:
Look. Nowhere in the syllabus does it say that you are obligated to miss the point of every discussion we have. On a related note, you don't have to absolutely over-react every chance you get. Just because a philosophical writing supposes something, it does not mean that something is absolute. No one in this room is insinuating that autistic people aren't human. We do, however, believe you are not nearly skinny enough for your skinny jeans. You should probably just calm down. And have a yogurt.

Communications:
I did not realize that oral reports on books counted as speeches. At least not in college. I should hope that this comes at great cost in the "points" department. Get the red pen ready. As far as your topic: Really? Moby Dick was about "a man hunting a whale"? I suppose you're right, you know, technically. In that sense, I suppose you could say Where the Red Fern Grows is about the best way to feed a dog to a wolverine. I'm really glad you're in the Honors Program and I'm not. You're doing a fantastic job.

Anthropology:
Fucking everything anthropological happened in goddamn Papau, New Guinea, didn't it? Well, didn't it?! Also, I always thought absolute relativism was pretty dangerous. Nope. Its part of the curriculum.

Dinner: Food is good.

Nap.