Its four-thirty on Friday morning, and that could only mean one thing! It means I've been watching the new Iron Man 2 trailer.

Now, if you haven't seen the trailer, let me sum it up for you. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark (a fictionalized Richard Branson) and still has his super-badass Iron Man suit. He's banging Gwyneth Paltrow. The trailer itself has everything, really. Scarlett Johansen hip tosses some dude, judo stlye. Mickey Rourke is a badass shirtless Russian named "Whiplash" and cuts an Indi car in half. Cars explode. AC/DC wails on some A minor chords, and Tony Stark's cool black friend borrows Tony's War Machine suit.

I am so fucking pumped about War Machine. So.Fucking.Pumped.

other movies which I have not seen, should have seen, and want to see:

The Wrestler.
Fantastic Mr. Fox.
The Hurt Locker (Should have seen this at UofL for free, but didn't.)
Mystery Team.
No Country for Old Men.
Avatar (maybe?)
Law Abiding Citizen.
Ninja Assassin (don't you judge me, goddamnit.)